just suck on ice cubes in 4/4 time if you're too cool to clap
I'm with you, that's disgusting!
You know, I have often thought the same thing.
YES. Check out this excellent letter that Wendi Aarons wrote to Proctor and Gamble about it:http://wendi-aarons.blogspot.com/2007/03/as-seen-on-mcsweeneysnet.html