Nobody knows what this giant spider is. I've had it posted on the "ID, Please" group on Flickr for a week. Almost 2 inches toe to toe, found on Mr. Four's Dora the Explorer lawn chair.
Also, I've decided that whenever somebody asks how I know something, I'm going to answer, "Prison."
"Where'd you learn to cook?"
"Why do you know so much about the publishing industry?"
"I was in prison."
"How come you know all about plate tectonics?"Jeane Kirkpatrick obviously learned everything she knew in prison. When I am sixty, I want to have that face. And that suit.