What's for lunch?

"Hey guys, how about noodle soup with tofu for lunch?"
The other one: "Yay!"
This one: "NO!"

"Well, we're going to have noodle soup with tofu."
This one: "No! No noodle soup!"

"We're going to have noodle soup. If you were making lunch, what would you make?"
This one: "I want to have newspapers, and birds, and dirt for lunch."

"That DOES sound good, but I don't know how to make newspapers and birds and dirt."
This one explains: "Well, you just shake it up like a baby [!!] and then you put cheese on it!"