ALL THE DRINKS: Index to The Advil Calendar, 2010-2011

I know, I know. Right about now you are thinking in terms of a water-only diet. A detox so comprehensive that not only will your liver be restored to a childlike state, but your skin will glow, your hair will begin to grow out of your head as transparent floss like the hair of angels, your feelings toward all mankind will be tolerant, your actions motivated by kindness and unmarred by ego.

Me too. Really.

But just in case you wanted to see a comprehensive list of ALLLL the cocktails in The Advil Calendar, 2010 and 2011 (there are eighty-two), with links to each post, click the “Read More” thingie.

IN ABC ORDER:

My old drinks books

Alter Kaker: Old Grand-Dad, prune juice. December 23, 2011. ✡
Angry Red Planet: a Bloody Mary gone berserk. December 11, 2011.
Apple-Ginger Jerry: apple juice, spiced rum, ginger ale. December 14, 2010.
Ashes to Ashes: tequila, sherry, cocoa mix. December 9, 2010.
Bacon Infused Old Fashioned. December 22, 2010.
The Beckhattan: bourbon, Cynar, OJ. December 15, 2010.
Black Christmas: peppermint schnapps, Zwack. December 18, 2010.
Black Stripe (toddy): dark rum, molasses, honey. December 23, 2011.
Bloody Hun: Zwack, tomato juice. December 12, 2010.
Bloody Mary: vodka, tomato juice. December 11, 2011.
Bonfire: Grenadine, Amaretto, 151 rum. December 20, 2011. ✡
Café Brûlot (hot pot o hooch): coffee, Cointreau, brandy. December 23, 2011.
Cannibalized Christian: Amaretto, Jack Daniels, Jagermeister, cherry Coke. December 20, 2010.
Cavalli Panther: vodka, Campari, Grand Marnier. December 11, 2010.
Champagne Cosmo: Absolut Citron, cranberry juice, champagne. December 1, 2010.

Me and my best pals out at the bar

Coffee Cocktail: brandy, Cointreau, coffee. December 23, 2011.
Cointreau Teese: Cointreau, crème de violette, apple juice. December 5, 2011.
Countrypolitan: vodka, Cointreau, pomegranate juice, cranberry juice. December 3, 2011.
Cranberry Cobbler: gin, sherry, cranberry syrup. December 12, 2011.
Crystal Lake Surprise: white rum, blue curaçao, OJ, Jell-O. December 14, 2011.
Darker and Stormier: dark rum, Domaine de Canton, ginger beer. December 5, 2010.
Dia del Amor: tequila, St Germain, lime, hot sauce. December 16, 2010.

The Dirty Snowflake: vodka, Kahlua, peppermint schnapps. December 8, 2011.
Dolores Cocktail: rum, Dubonnet, fino sherry. December 15, 2011.
The Dreidel: plum brandy (Slivovitz), cherry liqueur, egg whites, Angostura bitters. December 25, 2011. ✡
Dry Mahoney: bourbon, vermouth. December 2, 2011.
Dubonnet Negroni: gin, Campari, Dubonnet. December 15, 2011.
Eggnog. December 7, 2010.
Eggnog. December 18, 2011.
Enraged Cider (hot pot o hooch): cider, dark rum, ginger, lemon, chili. December 25, 2011.
Feuerzangenbowle (punch): red wine, dark rum, oranges. December 10, 2011.
Flaming Doctor Pepper: beer, Amaretto, 151 rum. December 20, 2011. ✡
Fox Poison: chartreuse, absinthe, green curaçao. December 8, 2010.
Ginger bourbon: Domaine de Canton, bourbon. December 19, 2011.
The Giraffe: tequila, grapefruit juice. December 23, 2010.

The Glitter Dunn: moonshine, Sunny D, Red Bull, Cointreau. December 24, 2010.
The Grinch: Midori, vodka. December 16, 2011.
Guilty Kilt: Scotch, tea, sweetened condensed milk. December 25, 2011.
Guns and Moses: vodka, Maraschino liqueur, Manischewitz. December 22, 2011. ✡
The Gypsy: gin, St. Germain, green chartreuse. December 3, 2010.
Hanukkah Gelt Martini: vodka, Goldschlager. December 6, 2010. ✡
Hendricks Hot Gin Punch (hot pot o hooch): gin, wine, spices, lemon. December 17, 2010.
Inferno: Absolut Peppar, Everclear, Tabasco. December 20, 2011. ✡
Jabba the Hutt's Cumshot Express: tequila, yogurt, beef bouillion, Tang. December 21, 2011.
Jaeger Tea (hot drink): tea, Jagermeister. December 20, 2010.
Jalapeno Margarita: Cointreau, tequila, limes, cucumber, jalapeno. December 13, 2011.
Jedi Mind Trick: cinnamon schnapps, Irish Cream, Midori, 151 rum. December 21, 2011.
Klutzy Mohel: pisco, St. Germain, Maraschino liqueur, grenadine. December 27, 2011. ✡
Le Pere-Bis (hot toddy): Scotch, St. Germain, camomile tea, honey. December 13, 2010.
Livorno: old tom gin, Lillet, Tuaca, orange bitters. December 4, 2011.
London Fog: gin, absinthe. December 8,2010.
Make Merry Martini: vodka, gingerbread liqueur, peppermint schnapps. December 18, 2010.
Manhattan: bourbon, vermouth, bitters. December 10, 2010.
Manischewitz Jell-O shots. December 21,2011. ✡
Master of the Hounds: rye, cherry brandy, Angostura. December 1, 2011.
Monk's Coffee: Amaretto, crème de cacao, Frangelico, Cointreau and coffee. December 23, 2011.
The Moon Walk: Grand Marnier, champagne, grapefruit juice. December 25, 2011.
The Moonraker: St. Germain, Cointreau, champagne, grapefruit juice. December 25, 2011.
Murder on the Roof of the Guggenheim Cocktail: gin, Campari, Lillet, Punt e Mes. December 9, 2011.

Toys in Europe are so much cooler.

Negroni: gin, Campari, Aperol. December 17, 2010. 

Nightmare in Pink: gin, St. Germain, Campari. December 3, 2010.
The Northern Lights: Scotch, St Germain, Douglas Fir Eau de Vie, Angostura bitters. December 7, 2011.
Nuremberg Punch: wine, arrack, oranges. December 10, 2011.
The Paddy: Irish whiskey, vermouth, Angostura bitters. December 6, 2011.
Pearl Button: cachaca, Lillet, limonata. December 2, 2010.
Pusser's Painkiller: rum, pineapple juice, cream of coconut, OJ. December 21, 2010.
Ray of Sunshine on a Dark Day I: rum, ginger liqueur, pomegranate. December 22, 2011.
Ray of Sunshine on a Dark Day II: tequila, Cointreau, Campari. December 22, 2011.
Route 17: tequila, orange liqueur, grapefruit bitters. December 24, 2011. ✡
Rum Screwdriver: good rum, OJ. December25, 2010.
Der Schmutzike: vodka, kraut juice, pickle brine. December 26, 2011. ✡
Scofflaw: rye, vermouth, grenadine, orange bitters. December 19, 2010.
Scrumptious Coffee (warm pot o hooch): brandy, dark rum, white rum, brandy, coffee. December 23, 2011.
Sinclair's Grandfather's Drink: Clamato, OJ, vodka. December 23, 2011. ✡
Solstice Cocktail Danny Meyer style: brandy, Grand Marnier, pear nectar. December 22, 2011.
Solstice Cocktail Janice Mansfield style: whiskey, Maraschino liqueur, grenadine. December 22, 2011. 

Can you imagine them directing this scene? "Can you push
those down some, Taylor? Liiittle lower? Little bit... ok."

Solstice Cocktail Martha Stewart style: orange vodka, Cointreau, lemon. December 22, 2011.
Sour Cherry Cordial: cherries, whiskey, time. December 1, 2011.
Tuaca Whiskey Punch: Tuaca Jack Daniels, OJ, cranberry juice. December 4, 2011.
The Vesper: vodka, gin, Lillet. December 4, 2010.
Winter Mojito: dark rum, mint, cranberry syrup. December 12, 2011.
Zayde's Ghost: Scotch. December 21,2011. ✡

BONUS FOOD RECIPES:

Maple Bourbon Bacon Jam. December 19,2011.

Raw Meat Spread. December 7, 2011.

✡ These are the drinks I found special for Hanukkah