Friday, August 01, 2008

You're not the only one

I never check my spam folder. I mean never. But today I was looking for an email that somebody supposedly sent me, and I went in there. Man, spam has changed a LOT since I last checked:

Jesus Christ to star in next series of Big Brother
50 Cent sues Taco Bell
First woman signed to the NFL
My scrotum is getting really huge these days
Theodore Roosevelt was a gay man
Lynx killing stopped; Cheney voicemail misstep
Cambodia attacks Thailand in Asia war
Your job is at stake
Federline gets hard with herbal supplements
Paris Hilton: I will give my body to winner of French Open

and of course

Reach deep into her hole

I was feeling a bit overwhelmed until I hit that last one.