Linux! WiFi! Itty bitty! (2 pounds) It's
(But not cheap enough - the bathroom vanity fell apart and now we have to replace that too, hot on the heels of the cat pee fiasco that caused us to replace the living room rug. And my phone losing its ability to hold a charge.) And I swear to hell I have barely been able to work without a laptop these last couple weeks.
Food? or laptop. Hm.
Mortgage? or laptop. Hm.