It's a boy Mrs. Walker it's a boy

Boniface, originally uploaded by your neighborhood librarian.

I sat down next to this one at a birthday party today. He's two.

"Hi [Bon]."
"Hi."
"How has your day been?"
"Good."
"What have you done today?"
"I pooped."
General muted laughter from the adults present. His mom, Christine, said, "And now I suppose he can get on with his day."
I said, "So, what are you going to do now, [Bon]?"
Smiling slyly, Boniface says, "I'm going to poop again."