I sat down next to this one at a birthday party today. He's two.
"How has your day been?"
"What have you done today?"
General muted laughter from the adults present. His mom, Christine, said, "And now I suppose he can get on with his day."
I said, "So, what are you going to do now, [Bon]?"
Smiling slyly, Boniface says, "I'm going to poop again."