BECAUSE he looked so awful at the Academy Awards last night.
BECAUSE he rubbed up against Linda Sue Park in an elevator and then made an erection joke about it.
BECAUSE I can smell him from here, and he smells like a homeless chain-smoker sweating out Pikesville Rye.
No further comment is necessary.
Ew.
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Yeeek. He does look like a creepy patron. And is he flipping us off?!
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