Friday, October 06, 2006

Emily Elizabeth, future porn star


clifford phonix, originally uploaded by pwilnyc.

Emily Elizabeth has LOTS of fun learning to read. Maybe too much fun.

My friend Juliet was reading this Clifford phonics book with her kid, Big Friend. When they started sounding out the "er" and "est" words, she realized that someone at Scholastic Books intended for her five-year-old to sound like Frankenstein with a erection.