I'm reading House of Leaves. Whew. Experimental horror novel. I don't think I'm going to be able to do anything else til I'm done.
Lucky for you, W00t found these fun children's books for you to occupy yourself with.
William S. Burroughs’ The Little Engine That Shot Its Wife
Justine And The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by the Marquis De Sade
How The Grinch Stole The Best Minds of My Generation by Allen Ginsberg
Read about these and others on the W00t blog.
Also, you can amuse yourself, as the Toddfather and I just did, thinking up things that Complete Idiots shouldn't attempt. We came up with:
and tantric sex