"Can't you just take a picture of us playing?"
"Can we take one picture of each of us instead of one together?"
"The sun is burning my eyes!"
"Can our Christmas card make sounds when you open it up?"
"Like a fart sound?"
"Yeah! It should fart 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer'!"
"Gentlemen, please, just look at me and smile, ok?"
"NOW can we go make snow angels?"